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Dairy farming humor: “I’m off today” means I’m only doing the morning and evening milking.
The only thing more stubborn than a mule is a farmer with a plan.
The best tractor cab includes a cooler, a radio, and a working fan.
Country music and agriculture both make you proud of a life that leaves mud on the floor.
Ranching and country music both reward patience and a good sense of direction.
I’ve listened to Farm FM while calving and felt like the radio host was holding the flashlight.
My truck’s check engine light is just a suggestion.
The farm teaches you to sleep when you can and wake when you must.
Farm FM’s weather report is the farm’s daily lesson in humility.
Mud is the farm’s way of reminding you who’s in charge.
I’ve laughed at a country lyric about a truck because mine has the same dent and more rust.
The worst view is the rain coming before you’ve started.
The dairy cows don’t care about the charts, but they do care about the feed truck.
Country songs about small towns make more sense when your nearest neighbor is a mile away.
Dairy farming humor: the only thing that moves faster than a cow is the morning.
I’ve learned to lift with my legs, unless the thing is heavy, then I lift with the tractor.
Farm FM’s forecast said “clear,” and my hay field heard “you’re welcome.”
I’m not a hoarder; I’m a farmer with a rich inventory of scrap metal and old parts.
Dairy farming humor: the only thing that moves faster than a cow is the morning.
Country music and dairy farming both require you to get up before the song is over.
I’ve laughed at a disaster because the alternative was a long nap.