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I’ve named a tractor and regretted it when it broke down.
I’ve listened to Farm FM while calving and felt like the radio host was holding the flashlight.
I’ve laughed at a country song about a small farm because the driveway was paved.
A farmer’s forecast is 50 radar and 50 “smells like rain.”
The best meal is the one you remember to eat.
I’ve learned that the loader is the best invention since the wheel.
I’ve laughed at a country song about a small farm because the driveway was paved.
Country songs about farms are better when the farmer has dirt on his boots and a real dog.
My cows have a sixth sense for the one weak spot in a fence.
The best accessory for a farm truck is a chain and a friend with a bigger truck.
I’ve learned that a tarp is a temporary solution that can become permanent if you ignore it long enough.
Ranching humor is a calf that waits until you’re dressed for town to escape.
Ranching humor is counting cattle twice and getting three different numbers.
Farm FM’s auction report is the farm version of a stock ticker with more mud.
I’ve laughed at a country song about a tractor because mine has a similar attitude.
The only thing more stubborn than a mule is a farmer with a plan.
The tractor makes everything easier until it doesn’t.
“I’ll just fix it quick” is a phrase that has cost me thousands of dollars and a whole weekend.
Dairy farming is a business, a lifestyle, and a series of early mornings set to country music.
Country music makes a fence line feel like a story and a cow like a critic.
Country music and dairy farming both start before the sun and end after the song.
I’ve used a wrench and a prayer to stop a leak.
I’ve named a tractor and regretted it when it broke down.
I’ve left the parts store with the wrong part and a good story.
The closest thing to a spa day is a hot shower after a cold day in the barn.